Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2009
Merry Christmas! I wish you all the very best of days, lots of turkey (or duck or rabbit or ham or…dog. I think they eat dogs in China. Doc, I still love you.), many laughs – the kind that make you snort through your nose, and a bunch of wonderfully dysfunctional family moments. Because we’re all dysfunctional in our own ways – some of us just more than others.
As for me? This Christmas I am in Iowa. Yes, the Iowa of the state fair. The Iowa of corn. The Iowa of hogs. The Iowa that is located smack dab in the middle of the United States. The Iowa of my childhood. Despite being the smallest in my family, I am managing to snag my fair share of the holiday goodies – mostly because I can talk fast. And because I have a wicked right hook.
But really what I wanted to say is…Merry Elfin’ Christmas!
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